I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)That was beautiful
poets
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good posts with a long string of terrible comments
good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable
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God Bless the Cactuses
Doctor Who Series 4: The End of Time
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
I wanna shoot these at people
this comment speaks to my soul
poetry
The only known photo of tumblr user pizza
my computer screen is brighter than my future
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
a reminder that mental illnesses are actual life-altering disorders and not quirky or cute fashion accessories
Here’s my pixelart tribute to Wreck-it Ralph. I loved the movie. I couldn’t resist and made an animation <3 Hope everyone got to see it! I’m gonna go rest now.
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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
Just popped up on my dash….
i have been waiting for this post my entire life