This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look.
stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism”
turn those frowns upsidedownzzz
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by the end of the school year i dont even give a shit anymore im literally just like
me: i’m gonna study when i get home
me: i’ll just study before i go to bed
me: i’ll just study in the morning
me: i’ll just study on the way to school
me: i’ll just study in this class
me: i’ll just study in the hall
me: i’ll just study before the test
me: i’ll just study during the test
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Catzilla
This reminds me of “A man who just wants to be himself”.
Moth and coach By mister Finch
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bless you
thank u jesus
ralf y u do dis y u steel my thang who sed u culd do dat
